shitzkrieg

1. a war waged against an -sshole; conversely

2. a war waged by an -sshole.
“if that -sshole doesn’t quit with his antics, i’m set to wage a full-on sh-tzkrieg upon him.”

“i don’t know what this -sshole’s deal is, he’s been coming straight at me all day with his sh-tzkrieg.”
a very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost p–p.
peter used the war-proven tactic of sh-tzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o’clock train.
when several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/sh-tty things happen to you at the same time. like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.
oh god, this teacher gave me a sh-tzkrieg of homework! i have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!
comes from the term blitzkrieg used in n-z- germany during the second world war. sh-tzkrieg is when your taking a sh-t normally a loose watery sh-t and you fart in mid-sh-t causing sh-t particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?
pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn i went to take slash in yo bathroom wtf happened dude i need a gas mask to go p-ss in there
fenton; man ate a kebab last night! woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was sh-tzkrieg man sh-t went everywhere, i feel both mentally and physically drained after that
pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
1) an expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.

2) a debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a sh-t-talking spectacle.

3) a sh-tting compet-tion, see battle sh-ts.

4)the act of chronic and aggressive bullsh-tting.
1) “hey tim, the cops are the door asking about you.” “sh-tzkrieg! they better have a warrant.”

2) all too often political discussions turn into a sh-tzkrieg.

3) “i think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a sh-tzkrieg with me.” “that’s f-cking sick, why are you telling me this?”

4) connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and -sshattery make him a spectacular sh-tzkrieger.