Shitzophrenia
multiple sh-t personalities.
are you an angry sh-tter? do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? you may be suffering from sh-tzophrenia.
a sh-t which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
my sister did a hard sh-t, then a sloppy sh-t….reckon she is suffering from sh-tzophrenia
fear of sh-tting – can be fatal!
bill: do you have sh-tzophrenia?
bob: sh-tzophrenia? what the h-ll is that?
bill: fear of sh-tting – can be fatal!
bob: well then, shouldn’t that be sh-tzophobia?
bill: i dunno, i didn’t make the word up. if i did i would’ve called it sh-tzophobia.
when you randomly sh-t on someone.
that person uses to much sh-tzophrenia
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