shivani patel
legend has it that pinocchio inherited his genes from this being. evolving from the family odobenidae, this species is closely related to the modern day walrus, once ruling the coast of pinner. they have been spotted rolling around on skateboards due to their excessive size and weight, as their feet have not developed fully to support their torso. conservation efforts to protect this animal have failed due to the toxins secreted by their toes, and high value -ssociated with their blubber.
shivani patel (sivauni) pauni apne
or
shivani patel, put your toes away ffs
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