Shizaster

at the intersection of sh-t happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. derived from the greeko-roman root ‘sh-t’ and latin ‘disaster’, shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded ‘sh-t just happened’ and an overstated description of the event as a ‘disaster’. used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.
entertainment:

from michael vicks attorney to michael vick “mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major pr shizaster on our hands.”

politics:

sarah palin “who would have thought that bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster”

housekeeping:

from wife to husband: “edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage”

parenting:

from father to son: “bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy’s lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster”

nurt-tion:

from mother to son: “bobby you know what our healthcare system says: an apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. it will also prevent you from turning into a fat-f-ck adulterer like your father.”
a complete and utter “sh-tty” disaster. a disaster that stretches the meaning of the word disaster beyond it being able to describe and event; thing; point in time.
that was a shizaster; she was a complete shizaster presenting her case; he looks like a shizaster (very diverse).