shizzle dick
having an uncharacteristically small p-n-s attributed to crystal meth abuse.
i was gonna f-ck that broad but i had shizzle d-ck. must have been that crank we snorted this morning.
one with sh-t on their d-ck (h-m-s-xuals or -n-l lovers)
guy: man that was awesome s-x last night
guy2: yeah!
backgroundguy: d-mn shizzled-cks…
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