Shlabbagah
shlabbagah – noun+verb
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. one of the closest translations that experts give is “eternal,” or other variations of that general idea.
other definitions are thought to be:
tao
chi
the great spirit
chuck norris
energy
infinity
sublime
despite the fact that various names have been pinned to shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of shlabbagah.
the reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. quantum physicists report that this “shlabbagah”, is everything and nothing. it seems to surp-ss the idea of infinity. shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the string and superstring theories as shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, “the answer”. all attempts to understand this idea of shlabbagah have failed.
shlabbagah. nothing else can describe it.
the quick brown shlabbagah jumps over the shlabbagah dog.
person 1: dude, what is that smell?
person 2: shlabbagah
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