shlarf
a mixture of derogatory words such as sh-t, f-ck, h-ll, -ss, -sshole. can be used as a verb or noun
azat: ty is such a shlarf.
carson: i know right
shlarf (shu-larf)
v.
1). to consume with ones mouth and incorporated with m-ssive amounts of saliva.
originated in southern oregon in the early 1990’s, the word ‘shlarf’ was used in such fashion…
man, i’d like her to shlarf my dode.
come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
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