shlate
when you have to take a sh-t you just can’t hold and it makes you late for an appointment, a party, to meet friends or whatever.
“hey scottie, sorry i’m so shlate, i just couldn’t hold it. “no trouble. what’s 15 minutes buddy?…so, you can sh-t yourself in your new mini cr-pper or race over here like a man possessed on dumps sweats. h-ll no!!! better shlate than never.”
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