Shling
the olympic sport of shoe-flinging. works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. there are 3 main categoroes for a shling compet-tion: grace, distance, and height, with a bonus “creative” category.
let’s go play shling on the hill! oh cr-p! my shoe got caught in the tree!
derived from the word shlong (a p-n-s). the word shling is an insulting term for an exceptionally small p-n-s. the word was popularised by a former girlfriend of the amateur musician, ted hamer who ridiculed his ludicrously small member. little wonder that he spent those long nights alone playing with his organ.
you call that a shlong! it’s more of a shling!
the action of taking a bong rip consisting of marijuana.
the champ knows how to take a propper shling.
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