shlingmam
the process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your r-ct-m, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with -n-l s-x].
the only way justin timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.
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