shlist
1. the bl–dy fecal mist that is formed by cutting a powerful fart while having shlood queued in the r-ct-m.
2. the bl–dy fecal mist that is formed by cuttng a shart into a hemorrhoid so hard that it blows the blood into the sh-t mist, forming a pungent and potent aerosol.
i sharted so hard that i blew my rhoid and clouded up the mirror with a brownish pink shlist.
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