shlomp
originated from the famous ikea advert.
“shlomping is for you-hoo”
buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
jered, james, dylan, joey, eric, shawn, and i shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
p-n-s
once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to m-ssage my shlomp!
sitting in a bent way
dan -ssleap
shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. to waste a day by w-nking
john : what you do on sat-rday?
fred : spent the day shlomping
john: k
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