shlong island tea
long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. this concoction trickles through the channels between one’s back hair before making its way through the b-ttcrack. it is collected as it drops from the area between the -n-s and the genital organ. the more inadequate one’s toilet hygiene is, the more potent. this process is repeated until the desired concentration of sh-t particles is attained.
samuel wondered how sh-t tasted with long island so alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his b-tt before letting him drink it.
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