shlonginator
man with extraordinary large genitalia
john:hey that shlonginator has such a large c-ck
enda:sh-t here he comes
shlonginator:what up choads
in reference to terminator’s shlong.
look at that shlonginator!
legend of a man. we’re talking like totally here…
the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton
john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?
-on an unrelated matter…
peter fap fap fap
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