Shlongmont
referencing the city of longmont, colorado. the name “shlongmont” is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
“i’m extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so i don’t have to worry about girls being around.”
“screw that! i’m not going to shlongmont! i need to get laid!”
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