Shlooted Newt


a man with a very large p-n-s. people call him horsec-ck. pocketdials his phone with his p-n-s. eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called rick or long shlong.
hey is that a shlooted newt working at a hardees?

is that scott’s sister with a shlooted newt?

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