shlopper-shmearer
an -sshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).
honey, can we paint the dining room?yes dear, ill hire a “shlopper-shmearer”asap.
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