shloshed
drunk.. having had too much to drink. drunk
wow, debby and i were shloshed last night! i think i mooned the cops again.
the state of being so drunk that shaking your body produces internal swishing noises.
nerd: you’re extremely full of alcholic breverages.
dude: yeah man, check it, i’m shloshed. (shakes belly)
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