shlub
a fat lazy person who doesn’t care about anyone but themselves.
person #1 are you gona help me clean
person #2 nah you can do it ur self
person #1 ugh shlub
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working cl-ss man who is taken advantage of by management
don’t ask me, i’m just a poor shlub
a pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. one that makes mistakes, clumsy. has a hardtime gettin’ ahead. winner of a darwin award. alt spelling: schlub
the poor shlub…he didn’t know it was loaded.
a person of absolute uselessnes
dude the big dizz called off again, what a shlub
someone who can’t spell schlub
– derr you’re a shlub.
– yeah, well you’re a schlub.
someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird sh-t
d-mn, that fools a shlub!
an obese, or fat p-n-s. like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.
“g-dd-mn, i hate carrying around this shlub!”
an ugly person
that man is so ugly, he’s a shlub!
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