shlubby
stupid, lazy, chubby, middle aged; notably sleazy but not overtly sleazy (men); trashy but not overtly trashy (women)
he was a shlubby business man. he had no interesting visions, no pr-nounced attire. he was pr-ne to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over….along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.
she was shlubby. she was disheveled in dress. she worked from home telemarketing or providing phone s-x services. at night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men’s ideas hoping to l-sso them into bed. she is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. she receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.
a fat sloppy gross looking girl trying to act s-xy or show off some skin
eww look at that schlubby
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