Shlube
shlube is a game in which two compet-tors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
hey kovs, care to shlube?
the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has -n-l s-x with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having -n-l s-x acts to churn up unp-ssed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and p–py.
dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of ky, but the last time i did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.
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