shlump
sh-tty lump
i haven’t showered in 3 days, i feel like a real shlump.
a person who really sucks at his/her job!
dude your mom is a shlump!
1,000,000,000 times love
my cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her
the act of leaning with one’s back against a smooth surface, and sliding down while keeping one’s feet in the same place such that the knees finish tucked into the chest.
i leant against the locker and shlumped down.
to listen to music really loud
i shlumped down the street
to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something.
im gunna shlump you n-gg-!
or
man! i shlump’t you at basketball today n-gg-
a description word for something atrociously hideous
oh for bl–dy f-cks sake, what are you wearing a bl–dy shlump bag?
to listen to music h-lla loud!
i shlumped at the car stereo competion.
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