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• crap on this

  (verb; present tense) said when circ-mstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; f-ck this; this sucks; etc. can be incorporated into appropriate context. “cr-p on this, i’m going home!” “cr-p on mcdonalds, i’m going to inn’out!” “cr-p on commercials, i’m getting bagel bites!” “cr-p on school! i’m going to be sick […]

• Imperial Fuckton

  roughly 1200 metric f-cktons. a unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative. my ceta is a star that has roughly 2 imperial f-cktons of plasma.

• inanimate

  1. to be lifeless. 2. having appearance of lifelessness; lacking activity. 3. unintelligent. the rock is inanimate. snorlax is inanimate while sleeping. his brain is inanimate and lacking activity.

• incestual orgy

  like family game night but… those aren’t dice in gramma’s hands… that’s not a spinner in mom’s hand… and that’s defenitely not a p-n-s you’re inserting into your sisiter’s v-g-n-. oh wait… yes it is. usually includes statutory rape and pedophillia. “can me and sis sleep over at the couisns, their mom said we’re gonna […]

• Muthed

  to have your prostate milked while at work. so i was tightening a screw yesterday when justin snuck up behind me and muthed me

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