Shmaamed


adj. (sha-mahm-ied)
1. to be excessively drunk
2. the next step above being hammed
3. to be sooo sh-tfaced and soo hammed, you have now reached the point of being..shmaamed
yo you drunk? no, i’m shmaamed!!

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