shmag
the cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncirc-mcized p-n-s. it is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. it truly is.
i was giving my protestant boyfriend head and i choked on his shmag.
a cigarette – tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed
i’m gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.
noun)any condiment placed on food
adj) anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain
(n)shmag) are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog
(adj)shmag) dude you have some shmag on your shirt
1. s-xual frustration
2. a type of french cheese
3. a species of frog
4. “homie” or “friend”
ahhh! i suffer from shmag!
mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!
the shmag hops along in the rainforest.
hey, how’s it goin shmag?
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