shmaga
as versatile as the f-word, shmaga has a number of definitions, though it is mostly used as an adjective.
adjective: he is such a shmaga.
pr-nunciation: sh-mah-g-ah
function: noun
a shmaga is a s’more in which you replace the hershey’s chocolate with a reese’s peanut b-tter cup
dominic: hey lauren, do you want to go make some shmagas?!
lauren: do you have the gram crackers? marshmallows? reese’s peanut b-tter cups?
dominic: check, check and check!
lauren: then what are we waiting for!
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