Shmaggle
a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
slap+haggle=shmaggle!!
you mang, i wents to shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty
a slang term for a cigarette
hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?
dude, i need some money! i need to buy some shmaggles!
(short term)
hey yo, do you think i could b-m a shmag off of you? i really need a smoke.
i dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself…you wanna deuce it?
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