Shmalentine


noun- a babied version of valentine.
adj- someone who you expected to give you a valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
noun eg- my shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

adj eg- kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know 🙁

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