Shmammerblasted
basically a new form of crunk, bopped,wasted, faded, and or lifted. adj. shmammerblasted- the act of being drunk or getting drunk to the point of being incoherant of whats going on around you.
dude i cant even see your face right now. i’m shmammerblasted!
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- SHQCTM  
sitting here quietly chuckling to myself no one actually laugh’s out loud at their computer. this is a more accurate description of what you’re actually doing. example: friend tells a joke response: shqctm
 - skank stash  
a visible growth of hair on the upper lip of a male where it clearly seems out of place a fourteen year old white kid with a small mustache “ew he has a sk-nk stash!”
 - Skank shank  
a term of endearment for one’s p-n-s. “so then i bent her over and gave her my sk-nk shank.”
 - smacklehead  
one who has no brains or can’t think for himself or herself. ms. teen south carolina 2007 is a complete smacklehead.
 - smashturbation  
the act of masturbating while sh-tting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange h-m-nym. i found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, “wow, smashturbation. how important is efficiency, really?” jacking off so hard that your d-ck bleeds. mike thought smashturbation was fun.
 
