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shmangled
the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being f-cked up.
the state of being sh-tfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and p-ssing out on their porch until 7am because you were so shmangled!!
what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.
by roooney april 05, 2006
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