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Shmaphobia

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  to be extremely drunk…wasted beyond all recognition.in order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like sh-t the next morning. i was so shmasty last night. we need to get shmasty later

• SWYD

  stop what you’re doing swyd and wish my bff a happy birthday!!! swyd and follow me on twitter! swyd stands for “sleep when your dead”, this is matthew pritchards motto from dirty sanchez. nahh i’d rather swyd then go to sleep

• Dumb Hundred

  the score you give your friend when you actually lose, but wish they had lost. “i totally beat you infinity to dumb hundred.”

• dumbist

  a person who hates dumbies. i don’t hate you because i’m a s-xist, i hate you because i”m a dumbist.

• Dumblegay

  the fact that albus dumbledore is gay. dumblegay is old news now.

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