shmase
a type of drug done in measurments called “stabs”. can be taken in many forms; orally, injected, smoked, snorted
“how many stabs of shmase did you do last night?”
“i took five, man, it was crazy! i know i had the best time of my life i just don’t remember what i did!”
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