[Shmayonaise]
the thick creamy substance that explodes out of the head of the male organ, also called the p-n-s, and into the mouth of another human species. it has the flavor of the great sandwich filling “mayonaise” or “miracle whip” which ever is prefered.
1. i could use some of that shmayonaise in my mouth or on my sandwich.
2. i would like a mcchicken with lettuce, tomato, and shmayonaise
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