shmeb
n.
1)a person who often practices interacting with strangers
2)a person who often rounds the bases with the opposite s-x
3)a person who often flirts with the opposite s-x
4)a group of these type of people
v.
1)to openly interact with strangers
2)to flirt with someone
3)to round any or all of the bases with the opposite s-x
“hey, did you see jeff flirting with all those girls last night?”
“yeah, dude, what a shmeb.”
“hey, man, where were you last night?”
“shmebbin'”
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