Shmeek

a secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. a word that “does not mean anything”. the secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. similar to smurf.
male 1: dude i totally just shmeeked that sh-t.
male: 2: what?
male 1: it totally got shmeeked

dude 1: shut up or ima shmeek you
dude 2: wha?

angry dude: f-ck you you stupid shmeek loving shmeeking shmeeker.
a methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling s-x to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. they will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.
brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?

sister: i told her i would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.

brother: wow what a shmeek.
to smoke, blaze, toke, “do”, marijuana.
“in parts of california, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh”
mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful

the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world
to take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.
while the bartender looked away, i managed to shmeek a bottle of hennessey from behind the counter
verb. the act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.
gary shmeeked all over rich’s couch one night when he was wasted.

richard shmeeks off in school.
a person who believes they’re cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they’re clearly not cool; or don’t in any way match the persona they’ve created for themselves.
that guy is a shmeek.