Shmeekles
a legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of maine. this marsupial has no backbone or mouth. it oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. this marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. the shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.
gather ’round the campfire, children! it’s time to tell the tale of the shmeekles…
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