Shmeez
noun or verb-(n)a slang term meaning marijuana, mostly used in the tri-state area yeshiva community. (v) the act of getting high.
(n) i just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.
(v)pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!
smoking weed
i was shmeezin’ a fat blunt yesterday while this b-tch sucked my b-lls.
to smoke pot
you wanna shmeez?
wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?
getting screwed over on something.
geez i got shmeezed on that calc final!
in a hand of poker or texas hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two’s originally. now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is “pocket shmeez!”.
frank, “robby, you shouldnt of called me cause i have… pocket shmeez!!yeaaaaa.”
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