shmegma
shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncirc-msized p-n-s, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
your shmegma smells!
a incorrect spelling of sm-gm-. however a somewhat common error.
i gave my cousin a sm-gm- version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when i gave her a jersey turnpike
the improper spelling of sm-gm-. can be used as an insult to characterize a person’s att-tude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
my roommate is such a shmegma! he needs to stop stealing my shampoo.
the sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. also known as phlegm or loogie. can also be used to replace any word in the english language.
guy 1: aw, where’s your sink?
guy 2: no worries , man. it’s over there. why you need it anyway?
guy 1: just got some shmegma in my mouth.
any sort of unknown jelly like substance.
my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.
a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty v-g-n-
n-gg-, i was f-ckin this bad b-tch and this shmega sh-t came all over my d-ck
a culmination of -ss hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
when a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in mre’s.
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