shmeilofye
an arabian oil used to clean camels that is often rubbed on b–bs after they have been groomed
‘yo fat b-tch, u groomed ure b–bs yet? yea? lets get the shmeilofye out then!!! shmeilofye!!!’
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a subst-tute word for great, cool, kick-ss, or awesome. you my also say shmiffyest. 1. “wow this stuff is shmiffy!” 2. “dude i am the shmiffyest.” 3. “that would be so shmiffy if school got canceled.” 4. “that guy is the smiffyest guitar player.”
- shmishschmillion
it is the highest unit in counting. it precedes trillion. it comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the dna of every h-m–sapian. “now that i’m a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon”
- show-getter
the antonym of a go-getter, a show-getter steps up only for show, not intending to do the actual work. a clever show-getter can receive recognition without actually doing anything. tony volunteered to help out sat-rday knowng full well he had to work. and they thanked him! he’s such a show-getter.
- sick as tits
awesome, amazing, really astounding. the system in my car is sick as t-ts.
- side looker
a creepy person who watches you (and others) from their perepheral vision. never looking you dead in the eye, just from the side, hence “side looker” that guy won’t look right at me but i can tell he is a side looker because he’s peeking out of the corners of his eyes.