Shmemlin
a sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. when they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.
jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger and thumb up when he insults you? he’s a real shmemlin.
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