shmexpert
1. one who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.
2. a dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation “expert-shmexpert!”
the it shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.
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