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• Shmiggity

  slang for cigarette. when you are out of cigarettes and you need to b-m one off of someone, call it a shmiggity and they will be more likely ot give you one. “hey can i get a shmiggity,” said the drunk beach b-m, pointing at his friend’s pack of cigarettes.

• jello tag

  when you fill a closet full of jello and you and your partner strip then enter the dark jello filled closet and wrestle. jello tag leads to babies which leads to suicide

• Mongman

  a mongman is a person that has no common sense, he refuses to listen to the advice of others and he will often get played by a female playa. oh mongman why wont you listen to our advice.

• mongoloid hunter

  an organization whos goal is to kick and take all mongoloids captive. the hunters will take any mongoloid and f-ck it up and force it to work in slave labor. all hunters must be weary of the mongoloid protector who will try and ruin your progress of spreading the mongy hating beliefs. the mongoloid hunters […]

• Scrotum Sunrise

  after a night with a girl, wake her up in the morning by strattling her and slapping your c-ck back and forth on her face to wake her up how funny would it be to wake a girl up by putting your b-lls in her eye sockets and having her wake up to it haha. […]

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