Shmience
a description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.
“the virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion.”
“that is complete shmience.”
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- Shmound
to f-ck, to have intercourse, to have s-x. (shm-ow-nd) a verb meaning “to have s-x with”, that has become popular at north carolina state university. did you shmound that chick last night? or we shmounded all night long.
- shnookumz
a sepcial person that brings joy and happiness to peoples lives. a guy that made a girl the happiest person in the world on october 17th,2008. “hey karissa, who’s your shnook-mz?”,said rose. “oh thats easy.that would be adrian servin!”, said karissa.
- Signal Sweeping
-verb: the act of grasping your cell phone firmly in one of your hands, extending your arm, and moving your arm across an area in a right to left motion(or vice versa)in an attempt to find signal in places with little or no reception. 1. i began signal sweeping in my friends bas-m-nt until i […]
- Silicunt
a derogatory term used in reference to a silicon (si, atomic number 14; atomic weight 28.086; melting point 1,410°c; boiling point 2,355°c; specific gravity 2.33; valence 4.) based extraterrestial lifeform. the term gained popularity among human beings because of its ability to describe both the chemical makeup of the aliens’ genitalia while simultaneously referencing the […]
- silithisis
a psychotic snake that ravages the homeless people on the streets of new york. he is rumoned to be over 28 feet long, and can travel at speeds of up to 161 feet per second. a “silithisis” feeds mainly on black people that are homeless, but if tempted, he will eat the irish. as jerome […]