shmig dick
the morning-after effects on one’s p-n-s after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your p-n-s falling off
yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig d-ck!
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- LCpl Ortiz
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