shmist
the refreshing splash of water that cools down your b-tt cheeks when p–p hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.
jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.
a fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the -n-s upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a shart.
dan: dude i think i just shmist in my pants.
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