Shmitz
the art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the p-n-s. after the p-n-s is extracted, the ice cubes are “forced” out and then examined.
in some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.
i wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so i decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz
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