shmohog
a: someone who displays a general lack of common sense.
b: a licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
c: an individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
a: phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.
b: that shmohog just cut me off!
c: the people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
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