Shmoist
a combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.
(in an undesirable way)
i just came back from a trip to florida in june, and felt very ” shmoist ” the whole time.
not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
after max and i spooned, i became extremely shmoist.
#wet #h-rny #spooning #moist #damp #sweaty #s-xy #secretion #steamy #c-m
a combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.
(in an undesirable way)
i just came back from a trip to florida in june, and felt very ” shmoist ” the whole time.
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