shmonday
when you had a sh-tty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday
bob: is today sunday?
bill: yeah it is
bob: it sucked
bill: yeah it did
bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
the act of “smashing” on a monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.
based on her level of promiscuity, i think it’s fair to say that she is excellent shmonday material.
shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween sunday and monday.
brandon: “hey patrick, wanna hang out on shmonday?”
patrick: “sure. in fact, this shmonday is national buy-a-gun day!”
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