Shmooney
this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most c-mbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the “tucking” game.
phase 1-there is the p-n-s, just hanging there without a problem in the world
phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-b-n-r
phase 3-full out b-n-r, “now lets do the s-x” ~ schfifty five video
“ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite c-mbersome!”. “but let me tell you janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your br–sts are turning me on”
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